Cunticitor

(Plural) Cunticitors
Person or persons in the legal profession who shows scant regard for their client, unless chasing payment or debt.

"My cunticitor has fucked off on holiday and I have no idea what is going on with my case, he only ever calls when he wants money from me"

by TheDispatcher January 26, 2010

cunticiosity

The quality or state of being an absolute cunt

Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy's parking job. What the fuck."
Person 2: "That had to have been on purpose. There's no way someone can be that oblivious to his own cunticiosity"

by TwinkieBaby June 19, 2013

Cunticator

A social device employed by some drivers, which excludes the need for them to use their indicators. Most commonly, this device takes the form of a BMW or Audi manufacturers badge.

'Hey! That guy didn't indicate!!'
'It's ok Man, he has a cunticator.'

by Orson_Kart May 22, 2016

Cunticorn

A person who is such a cunt that it is impossible for people to believe they exist until they see it for themselves. A mythical bitch

Pat is such a cunticorn that even I have a hard time believing she is real and I lived with her.

by WhatDidYouDo December 4, 2019

Cuntinator

A strange, 17 year old St Louis Blues fan who is in denial about being a hippie. Wants a foursome with Chris Osgood, Keith Tkatchuk, and Jon Gruden. Is desperately in love with an older man named Eddie. Also, is self concious about her small boobs.

The Cuntinator is obsessed with the worst team in the NHL

by Bel4sucks August 3, 2004

cunticity

The defining state of being a cunt- as in "how big?"...

Cunticity can be defined by common or esoteric measurement. Most commonly involves black holes, lengths of rope and "two by four" pieces of lumber, used for temporary shoring...

by Mr. Gas October 31, 2009

Cuntinator

Ahem, The smartest, most beautiful girl in the world. Loves the Blues & will one day rule the world. She loves her boobs, so shut up.

Omgz, I want to screw the Cuntinator

by I mustn't say August 5, 2004