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(Plural) Cunticitors
Person or persons in the legal profession who shows scant regard for their client, unless chasing payment or debt.

"My cunticitor has fucked off on holiday and I have no idea what is going on with my case, he only ever calls when he wants money from me"

Cunticitor by TheDispatcher January 26, 2010

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cunticiosity

The quality or state of being an absolute cunt

Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy's parking job. What the fuck."
Person 2: "That had to have been on purpose. There's no way someone can be that oblivious to his own cunticiosity"

cunticiosity by TwinkieBaby June 19, 2013

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Cunticitor • Cunticator • Cuntinator • cunticiosity • cunticious • cunticity • Cunticorn • cuntictionary • Cuntivator

Cunticator

A social device employed by some drivers, which excludes the need for them to use their indicators. Most commonly, this device takes the form of a BMW or Audi manufacturers badge.

'Hey! That guy didn't indicate!!'
'It's ok Man, he has a cunticator.'

Cunticator by Orson_Kart May 22, 2016

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Cunticorn

A person who is such a cunt that it is impossible for people to believe they exist until they see it for themselves. A mythical bitch

Pat is such a cunticorn that even I have a hard time believing she is real and I lived with her.

Cunticorn by WhatDidYouDo December 4, 2019

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Cuntinator

A strange, 17 year old St Louis Blues fan who is in denial about being a hippie. Wants a foursome with Chris Osgood, Keith Tkatchuk, and Jon Gruden. Is desperately in love with an older man named Eddie. Also, is self concious about her small boobs.

The Cuntinator is obsessed with the worst team in the NHL

Cuntinator by Bel4sucks August 3, 2004

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cunticity

The defining state of being a cunt- as in "how big?"...

Cunticity can be defined by common or esoteric measurement. Most commonly involves black holes, lengths of rope and "two by four" pieces of lumber, used for temporary shoring...

cunticity by Mr. Gas October 31, 2009

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Cuntinator

Ahem, The smartest, most beautiful girl in the world. Loves the Blues & will one day rule the world. She loves her boobs, so shut up.

Omgz, I want to screw the Cuntinator

Cuntinator by I mustn't say August 5, 2004

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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