Cunnilumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin where a woman receives cunnilingus while she is defocating. This can be intentional or accidental.

Note: For bonus points and so both parties walk away a winner, the cunnilingor can position their own body during a cunnilumpkin to get Hot-Karl on the pecs.

Intentional: Busy Linda preferred the cunnilumpkin to regular oral sex since it accomplished two things at once....just as long as they did it at the bus station so she could just leave her shit smeared all over the seat cushions.

Accidental: Ed was really doing a good job down there and Eva was starting to peak at her orgasm. Ed had all he could do to keep her from squirming off the bed so he squeezed her hips tighter, and thats when it happened. The uninvited cunnilumpkin had ruined the sheets and both of their evening plans.

by A Child Without an Eye October 29, 2004

Reverse Cunnilumpkin

A variation of the cunnilumpkin where a woman receives cunnilingus while the cunnilinguist is defecating. This can be intentional or accidental.

Also see blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, and the inherently messy double dumpkin.

For the rarest variation of all time, see cunnilumpkin decker.

Intentional: For those rare women who find the smell of their lover's feces erotic, the reverse cunnilumpkin is the most exciting way to receive oral sex.

Accidental: My girlfriend loves it when I go down on her and chow box, and sometimes she can be so pushy about it. The other day I needed to crap so bad, but she told me to shut up and suck her vulva. Just as she was about to climax, I lost control of my bowels and dropped the whole load in my pants. It was a perfectly timed reverse cunnilumpkin, although I could have done without all the shit in my favorite khakis.

by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

Cunnilumpkin Decker

A variation of the cunnilumpkin in which a woman receives cunnilingus while she deposits feces into the upper tank of a toilet. This is the female version of the blumpkin decker, and is far more difficult.

A combination of the cunnilumpkin and an upper decker.

The hostess of the luncheon offended Mary and in turn embarrased her husband, so the two of them snuck off to the master bathroom did a shameless cunnilumpkin decker.

by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

cuntchup

a females menstration period.

"I cant fuck that bitch now cz of her cuntchup."

by spanish and brabbit September 1, 2006

cuntlamprothist

An educated and successful woman in her 50s that gives her pussy to the poor, starving, abused and less fortunate among us.

No, she is not a slut or a whore! She cares about and is giving back to her community. She is a cuntlamprothist!

by utorvita December 16, 2014

cuntchup

Pussy Ketchup aka a period blood

He never does it while she's on her period. He got cuntchup phobia.

by manyook April 26, 2010

conclumptions

when a person combines all of their assumptions and presumptions without any evidence or education in to one conglomerate, of sorts, conclusion.

He was at wit's end, distraught, thinking he had murdered his own mother, when he discovered, after communicating with his level headed, sane girlfriend, (who's heart is bigger than the sun for putting up with this degenerate) that his conclumptions were nothing more, than a figment of his hysteria.

by Funkjr85 November 2, 2023