cumbusting

ejaculating much faster than you had expected.

That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!

by owner of a psychotic dog October 17, 2014

Cuntrasting

To compare two women with the intent of exalting one while demeaning the other.

On the red carpet, Joan Rivers can typically be found cuntrasting, "Who wore it best?"

by FuckYouDave Burlesque January 3, 2014

Cuntfusing

When a woman (or occasionally a man) is bitchily confusing. And fat.

Cuntfusion, cuntfused

"Man, Sally is really cuntfusing today! "
"Bob really cuntfused me yesterday! "

by Cuntator May 31, 2016

cuntfussing

making a fuss about something so insignificant it don't really effect anyone or anything

oh stop cuntfussing. its just a toothpick

by BackWood Lover1 April 18, 2018

cuntblasting

Where several people get together and text one person (who is preferrably not present) at the exact same time with messages that all use the word "cunt" but generally follow a specific theme. This must be quick and painless and done by a large group of people at one time, blindsiding the victim. One text per person is all that is needed. Nobody cares if you have more "good ones." Save it for next time.

The novelty and spirit of the game is lost if you send a text on your own with a "cunt" message just because you thought it was funny. It's not; at that point it's just profane and tasteless. When a group of people do it to one unsuspecting person, then only is it hilarious and perfectly acceptable.

We're cuntblasting grandma with Disney movie titles, I'm going with either "The Jungle Cunt." You should definitely go with "The Little Mercunt" or "A Cunt's Life"

by jschmoe July 4, 2011

cuntpunting

Fucking
Having Vaginal Intercourse
Sticking a penis or dildo into a cunt

Rob: I stuck my dick into that hot chicks cunt

Steve: Oh nice!!! you cuntpunted that chick

Rob: Why, yes i suppose i was cuntpunting her!

Steve: Yes cuntpunting is a much better word than fucking

by crazy-dodo 33 January 7, 2009

Cuntblunting

A word which means cockblock but rhymes with vagina.

There's no way to have four wingpeople, they'll just be cuntblunting all night.

by xkfm February 27, 2009