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catalyst

1. a substance that increases the rate of a chemical reaction
2. somebody or something that makes a change happen or brings about an event
1. Vodka makes a wicked good catalyst. Always makes me sick.
2. Her stupid fuckin catalyst boyfriend, got her listening to oldies.
by lil redneck girl May 2, 2004
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cutelyst

1. A substance, person, or animal, usually used in small amounts relative to the situation, that modifies and increases the rate of cuteness in the group the without being consumed in the process.
2. One that precipitates the cutenss of an event, especially without being involved in or changed by the consequences:
Sparky our dog was the cutelyst of the party.
by mada299 December 13, 2010
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catalystic

A kind of personality that speeds up the process of whatever is happening around him/her
his presents is catalystic; everything just happens so much faster when his around.
by cuda24 August 18, 2016
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Cuntastrophe

A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.
Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?

Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.

Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.
by Konglomerate January 10, 2009
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cuntastrophe

A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.
I can't believe that she broke the TV when she threw her shoe at it, what a cuntastrophe.
by Olia March 23, 2008
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cuntastrophy

1) A disgusting, disaster of a vagina.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.
1) I removed Susan's trousers to discover a cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.
by blakeibus November 1, 2006
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Cuntastrophe

Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.
Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.
by The Mystical Foot October 7, 2008
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