When a man cums on a woman's face, then proceeds to smear her hair into her cum-covered face. Making her look like a Sasquatch covered with cum.
by MaxDoll88 February 13, 2014
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Checkout the cumcatcher on her.
by Shane La January 18, 2008
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clothes, money, weed, food , hair did , nails did, cigs, beer, etc.
BITCH GET A JOB!
clothes, money, weed, food , hair did , nails did, cigs, beer, etc.
BITCH GET A JOB!
jenny: "can yu please buy me food just this once i promise il pay yu back?"
derek:" Go get a job with yo ol crumsnatching ass bitch, fuckin crumsnatchers"
derek:" Go get a job with yo ol crumsnatching ass bitch, fuckin crumsnatchers"
by derlik my balls May 17, 2011
Get the Crumsnatcher mug.A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.
Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!
by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006
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An unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.
An unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.
Zac hadn't cum in three days and sprayed a thick cumstachio right across Pete's face.
Shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so I gave her a cumstachio instead.
Cumstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a pornographic actor.
If a creepy old man offers you a lick of cumstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.
Shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so I gave her a cumstachio instead.
Cumstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a pornographic actor.
If a creepy old man offers you a lick of cumstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.
by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 3, 2010
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by Adam June 27, 2006
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