I cumplastered your mom last night.
by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008
Get the Cumplastered mug.when you bust a nut on the bedsheets and yo' bitch don't know she goes to fix the sheets and gets the jizz all over her
shit, last night that girl got me off then she went to fix the bedsheets and she got a surprise cumalanche on her. that shit was hot dogg!
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When a girl is mad or upset at a guy for the taste, placement, or amount of cum ejaculated during his orgasm, therefore leaving her to cumplain to him the whole time rather then letting him enjoy it.
Jill: What the F**K Jack! You got it in my ear again. You know how much of a pain it is to get out. We're gonna have too...........
Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.
Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.
by I am the original DIESEL. March 5, 2011
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Get the cumalanche mug.A compilation of video clips from adult films in which each shot consists of a male ejaculating on a woman's (several woman's) face(s).
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Get the cupala mug.The cupalabra, as known to many gringos, should not be confused with the chupacabra. This little gremlin lurks in chandaliers and enjoys eating mosquitos. Cupalara is a devilish creature you may like to have around your patio for those nice summer nights. You may still want to keep a good distance though, they may bite.
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