cupalabra

The cupalabra, as known to many gringos, should not be confused with the chupacabra. This little gremlin lurks in chandaliers and enjoys eating mosquitos. Cupalara is a devilish creature you may like to have around your patio for those nice summer nights. You may still want to keep a good distance though, they may bite.

I was enjoying a few drinks with my gringo friends and a the cupalabra kept the mosquitos away.

by PrincessQ April 14, 2013

toilet roll chupacabra

A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.

Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

Dirty Chupacabra

Giving a man a hickey on their penis or balls.

I gave him a dirty chupacabra so hard that he was bleeding.

by PooDaddyMan June 10, 2011

Capalaba

Capalaba is a Suburb in the Redlands which is in Queensland, Australia. The people in and around Capalaba are usually ghetto smokers, eshay druggies or the cringe eshay wannabes (the ones that ride scooters everywhere yelling skrrt skkrt). There is a high chance of getting rolled and taxed and Capalaba is literal trash in general so don’t recommend unless you’re looking on buying weed or if you are attending the school Capalaba State College which btw lives up to Capalaba’s expectation on being the worst place. B.R.

Bailey:
Oi cunt where’s a place that sells weed?

Jacob:
Oh dude you should go to Capalaba there’s loads of people that sell weed there and plus it’s a shit joint so no one would care

Bailey:
Shotty bruv

by Nutella=Life July 25, 2018

chupacabra droppings

Another name for marijuana; weed; the devil's lettuce

I just smoked some of those chupacabra droppings I found out in the field

by American Democracy April 25, 2019

Grapeview Chupacabra

The Grapeview chupacabra is indeigionous of the Hood Canal area of Washington State in the US. It is said to be unknown to science and is believed to be aggressively killing animals small animals after stalking them along roadsides. These are often mistaken for road kill and are damaged by scavengers to such an extent that cause of death can not be scientifically determined. They are believed to leave three puncture wounds on their kill's that provide an access point to drain them of their blood. Unfortunate an obscure section of the Revised Code of Washington makes the molestation and harassment of these predators illegal without a special permit from the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife.

The Grapeview Chupacabra is a ruthless killer

by Dr. Smar Taz August 7, 2012

stinky chupacabra

The act of putting a piece of shit in strange and unusual places to startle or surprise people.

While we were walking through the garden, Dorothy noticed a Stinky Chupacabra on the garden gnome's shoulder.

by Suckmyyoda August 17, 2017