Corning

Corning's a shitty ass town located in Ny.

Wow,Corning really sucks dick.

by Junx88 07 October 13, 2007

cummoning

Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.

*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.

“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”

“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”

by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021

corning your own brisket

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

All the ladies will be impressed when you start corning your own brisket.

by brisketcorner July 24, 2016

Bull Corning

Verb: The PG version of bullshitting.
Noun: The PG version of bullshit.

Can also be used to describe one who needs your help but won't get off their ass to come to you for the help they need.

Scenario 1:

Guy 1: Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.
Guy 2: What?? No!!!!
Guy 3: Don't listen to him, he's just bull corning.

Scenario 2:

Guy 1: Hey man, my car's not running right, can you look at it?
Guy 2: Sure, bring it by right now, I've got time.
Guy 1: Oh, well, umm, I'm kind of busy right now, so...
Guy 2: WTF dude! Why you bull corning???

by cougar694u April 5, 2010

dow corning

To be up for an activity

Paul: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Erick: I'm dow corning if your mom is there!

by JWMD January 20, 2017

Corning

To ejaculate chunks of semen instead of a creamy like substance.

I was corning chunks of semen inside her.

by corning February 20, 2015

The Curning Bunt

After gorging out on a huge 911 hot plate of wings, you get so piss drunk and forget to wash your hands. Later that night with your woman of the night, you start getting down and dirty. Shortly after proceeding to finger bang the shit out of her holes, she starts to scream in pain. Lesson to be learned is to wash those hot haberneros off your hands before foreplay!

I got a nasty text from the slut I was with last night. She was so pissed at me for fingerbanging her without washing the hot sauce off my hands. She said she I gave her the Curning Bunt for hours, I think she meant the burning cunt. Lol!

by jayklaw January 8, 2012