Cumfetti

The act of cream pie-ing and shooting a confetti cannon into your partner

Guy 1: I js gave my girl a cumfetti pie
Guy 2: Ouuu shi

Cumfetti by mrfettiman July 16, 2026

Cumfetti Clap

When you cum in your hand and hi five post coitus resulting in a showering spray of sex juice.

Sam: Suh dude, you should’ve seen me and Xim last night. I pulled out and we did the Cumfetti Clap.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.

Cumfetti Clap by artvandelaé October 24, 2019

Cumfetti Tossing 

When a man simultaneously masturbates and tries to flick his pre-cum across the room like confetti.

I was "Cumfetti Tossing" like crazy last night, that shit went everywhere!

Cumfetti Tossing by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Cumletting 

The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."

Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.

Cumletting by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018

cumfestival 

usually one day of the year (but it can be two separate days)... a day when partners dedicate their energies to making the other partner sexually satisfied... as many times as desired (or possible LOL)
(NOT to be confused with cumbirthdays or cumanniversaries or cummemorative event days)

eg: "yesterday i gave brooke her cumfestival and she could barely walk today, so we are waiting until tomorrow for her to give me my cumfestival."
orgysexfuckcumcomecummingorgasmblowjobbjoralanalintercoursefacialbootybump uglieshorizontal mombodoggiedoggythrow a shotbust a nut

cumfestival by i tudor dr phil September 5, 2011

Cum-fetti 

When fun sprays everywhere like confetti.

Hey man it's a cum-fetti party tonight

Cum-fetti by Nonce cunt May 25, 2018

Cumfett 

To cosplay as boba fett while getting jacked off, most common to see at conventions such as comiccon.

Yesterday, I finally Cumfetted my father.

Cumfett by Cumfett March 21, 2021