Cumfetti Tossing

When a man simultaneously masturbates and tries to flick his pre-cum across the room like confetti.

I was "Cumfetti Tossing" like crazy last night, that shit went everywhere!

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

cumfetti

A life threatening medical condition that requires immediate ambulatory service. Also causes genetic birth defects in offspring. 69.4 cases have been reported in the US as of 2023. Primarily affects Caucasian individuals who ingest too many hotdogs.

I'M GONNA SPLOOGE

MICHAEL JACKSON JUST DIED :O

CUMFETTI IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024