Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ppglazer67

Chernobyl Meltdown

Having sex after eating food that destroys your stomach, leading to an uncontrollable mid-sex bung evacuation.

Me and a friend of mine decided to do a "Chernobyl Meltdown" together. Let's say that required more cleaning than we thought.

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Mid-sex maneuver where you bite your partner somewhere and spin like a crocodile without warning.

I was fuckin this slut up in her dirty ass, right? And then out of nowhere, she fuckin "Gator Rolls" me!

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When you blow air across the tip of a penis like you’re trying to play a flute.

My girl was "Meat Whistling" me, I don't know why she even tried that.

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Folding foreskin over a warm food item for storage.

I stuffed a Taquito inside of my "Croissant Pocket."

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The act of yanking a partner’s pubic hair to get them “started.”

Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!

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When two women grind on each others clits so hard it creates enough friction heat to be uncomfortable.

Emily & Sammy told me they were scissoring so hard they were "Clam Welding" last night.

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When a man simultaneously masturbates and tries to flick his pre-cum across the room like confetti.

I was "Cumfetti Tossing" like crazy last night, that shit went everywhere!

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