ppglazer67's definitions

Carpet Ghost

The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.

My friend's ex dumped him, so he "Carpet Ghosted" on her favourite rug.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Dumpter Diving

When someone shoves their hand deep into a partner’s anus in a clumsy, uncontrolled way while trying to retrieve a condom or toy.

"I had to go "Dumpter Diving" in my wife last night. It wasn't pretty."

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Cumfetti Tossing

When a man simultaneously masturbates and tries to flick his pre-cum across the room like confetti.

I was "Cumfetti Tossing" like crazy last night, that shit went everywhere!

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Clam Welding

When two women grind on each others clits so hard it creates enough friction heat to be uncomfortable.

Emily & Sammy told me they were scissoring so hard they were "Clam Welding" last night.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Lawnmower Pull-Start

The act of yanking a partner’s pubic hair to get them “started.”

Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Croissant Pocket

Folding foreskin over a warm food item for storage.

I stuffed a Taquito inside of my "Croissant Pocket."

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Meat Whistling

When you blow air across the tip of a penis like you’re trying to play a flute.

My girl was "Meat Whistling" me, I don't know why she even tried that.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025