ppglazer67's definitions

Croissant Pocket

Folding foreskin over a warm food item for storage.

I stuffed a Taquito inside of my "Croissant Pocket."

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Carpet Ghost

The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.

My friend's ex dumped him, so he "Carpet Ghosted" on her favourite rug.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Lawnmower Pull-Start

The act of yanking a partner’s pubic hair to get them “started.”

Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Cumfetti Tossing

When a man simultaneously masturbates and tries to flick his pre-cum across the room like confetti.

I was "Cumfetti Tossing" like crazy last night, that shit went everywhere!

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Meat Whistling

When you blow air across the tip of a penis like you’re trying to play a flute.

My girl was "Meat Whistling" me, I don't know why she even tried that.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Chernobyl Meltdown

Having sex after eating food that destroys your stomach, leading to an uncontrollable mid-sex bung evacuation.

Me and a friend of mine decided to do a "Chernobyl Meltdown" together. Let's say that required more cleaning than we thought.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Dumpter Diving

When someone shoves their hand deep into a partner’s anus in a clumsy, uncontrolled way while trying to retrieve a condom or toy.

"I had to go "Dumpter Diving" in my wife last night. It wasn't pretty."

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025