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Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.
Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"
by Squam King December 20, 2008
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Cum blister

Having your cock sucked for a length of time that results with an internal penis blister.
Jenny sucked my cock well into the night and I woke with a nasty cum blister.
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
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Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.
Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!
by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011
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Cumplastered

Shot with Cum, or Semen.
I cumplastered your mom last night.
by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008
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Cumblaster

-A weapon of mass destruction, coming out of your penis.
-Cum blasted at a high rate out of your penis
Person 1 - Hey, what should i use to destroy the world?
Person 2- A cumblaster, of course.
by Rock On!111 December 16, 2008
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Cumblastee

A person who receives a heavy load of cum known as a cumblast. Cumblastees may experience mild discomfort or extreme pain depending on the velocity of the cumblast and its momentum.
Hey baby! You're about to become a cumblastee! Grrhghhh...
by Super Infinity Virgin April 8, 2020
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cumblister

when you spit your hot hot load onto some very young poon and it burns the snizz up
OH damn I think I gave her a cumblister last night...!!!
by crimson doodler March 17, 2009
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