crasturbate

to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.

last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated

by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005

Chaturbate

A free live webcam site. THough 90% of the "models" on their broadcasting are gross there are the few that are actually hot and fun to chat with and put on a good show.

Unlike other live webcam sites where one person pays to go private, chaturbate everyone can see and the model is based on tips.

Though many people on the site actually just masturbate and broadcast for free without expecting any pay out.

It's supposedly the fastest live webcam site. It's great if you want more of an interaction, and not just a boring recorded video.

"have you heard of chaturbate?"

"Dafuq s that an actual site?"

by feces face August 24, 2012

crysturbate

When you're sad and you masturbate

From overheard in New York,

Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!

by Buck June 18, 2006

Crysturbate

To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.

Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.

by Cockdriller August 7, 2010

CrySturbate

(Also see SobGasm )
Crying while masturbating/cuming

Ima go crysturbate

by somerandommexicanboi February 12, 2019

crysturbate

crying while one is masturbating

When I got home,I looked up my beautiful ex. When I started pleasing myself I also started crying, whispering "I love you" while I crysturbated.

by having sex with a smile March 10, 2009

crysterbate

To masturbate whilst sobbing in a torrid combination of lust and anguish. Presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.

The night Becky broke up with me I got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until I finally passed out in my computer chair, still gripping my dick in my tear/semen stained hands.

by Mo Higgins June 11, 2007