crysturbate

When you're sad and you masturbate

From overheard in New York,

Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!

by Buck June 18, 2006

Crysturbate

To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.

Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.

by Cockdriller August 7, 2010

CrySturbate

(Also see SobGasm )
Crying while masturbating/cuming

Ima go crysturbate

by somerandommexicanboi February 12, 2019

crasterbation

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006

crysturbate

crying while one is masturbating

When I got home,I looked up my beautiful ex. When I started pleasing myself I also started crying, whispering "I love you" while I crysturbated.

by having sex with a smile March 10, 2009

crysterbate

To masturbate whilst sobbing in a torrid combination of lust and anguish. Presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.

The night Becky broke up with me I got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until I finally passed out in my computer chair, still gripping my dick in my tear/semen stained hands.

by Mo Higgins June 11, 2007

crusterbate

1.to masturbate to a crusty pussy
2.To masterbate multiple times without washing the Dry cum off, from the first time

"I like to Crusterbate to ur mom."

by Melikki November 26, 2006