Dry Cruster

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.

No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Crutters

combined definition of butters and crusty. meaning ugly, really dry and unhygienic all at the same time.

a boy called farshad walks into a class room and this boy hasn't washed for a long time and he's ugly.
a girl called becky shouts out "errrrrr your bare crutters"

by RoastingYute November 23, 2014

crunter

Someone who likes to lick and taste infected vagina's.

-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.

-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt

"The dirty old crunter has been at it again, look at his dolmio grin!"

by Mr Mahuta March 31, 2007

hippy-cryte

Someone who is all about peace love and equality for all ..except for anyone who is different from or disagrees with them.

He claims to love everyone equally unless they are gay or sn athiest or a democrat, etc. Hes what you'd call a hippy-cryte.

by mr.goodcat5466 November 2, 2015

crusted dumpling

A black boy dumped by an asian chick.

That little crusted dumpling needs to find himself a real sista.

by msmasdf December 28, 2013

curyte

Someone that loves learning and identifies with curiosity as a fundamental value. This individual seeks to be proven wrong and consistently tests their hypotheses in socratic discussion. They hold truth in such high regard that they work hard to avoid other human motives or rationalization that might compromise their ability to grow and learn. They learn, at least in part, for the sake of learning.

Maria Montessori believed in providing an environment for children to become curytes. She wrote prolifically about the pedagogy that would allow children to engage with education viscerally and profoundly by being given the tools to do so in a structured way.

by mindinmatter January 19, 2022

cum crusted

Being covered in cum that has dried.

Miley was lying there completely cum crusted.

by Pallyberry August 27, 2013