crustware

Hastily written software with irregular, flaky, outer edges that feel as though they may crumble at touch.

The program we found on our professor's website was total crustware. It's spindly protuberances of unmanaged dependencies barely adhered to anything – hurling a volley of frightening error messages at the slightest interaction with it's pixelated icons.

by laserco November 29, 2017

Crustrated

Crus.trat.ed adj.
Pronounced ˈkrə,strādəd'

When you're so hella stankbutt filthy that you get MAD about it.

Hangry is to hungry as Crustrated is to being dirty AF.

Bro: why you trippin bud? You're being pissy as a mf.
Bro2: sorry bro, I'm just Crustrated. I can smell my own balls from here. Gotta shower off this thicc ass booty stank.
Bro: shit. me2 bro

by Dr. Dingus MD February 10, 2021

Crustard

The dried mustard crust on the top of the mustard container.

My sandwich was ruined! I forgot to wipe off the crustard before adding the mustard.

by Nemout August 31, 2023

Munchy Crustard

Munchy Crustard is the typical hardened ring that forms around the nozzle/edge of a mustard container.

“Oh man, Munchy Crustard landed on your hot dog!”

by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022