Crunchbite

The great destroyer, an alien named crunchbite. The name was later changed to Fluffy: The alien that only loves.

Caboose: I think I will call him "crunchbite".

Andy: Ahhh, that’s a stupid name.

Caboose: Ahh, well, I think its better than your suggestion, crunchbite is---.

Church: Caboose, who are you talking to---Holy Shit!

Crunchbite: blarg!

by [e-mail] November 26, 2006

crunkity

to be very drunk. Most often a state a inebriation that you can't hide but might think you can, especially from parents.

Did you see George when he came home?
Yeah he was swaying side to side real bad. His mom totally caught him.

Yeah, he got pretty crunkity.

by ridgeraccoon December 17, 2009

Crankabitchapotamus

It's the word used to describe someone so cranky and so bitchy that you drop your jaw in awe. Generally speaking, said person has the intelligence and/or appearance of a hippopotamus.

"Don't provoke me! The power was out, so I overslept, and couldn't straighten my hair, then I broke a nail! I'm such a crankabitchapotamus today!"

by Mother of crankapotamus April 6, 2010

Crunkivities

The activities one indulges in whilst in a state of drunkeness.

Ricky: "I'm gonna get pretty crunk this weekend."
Simon: "I too shall join the crunkivities."

by Simon Coxlong June 16, 2010

crunkalicious

the word used for a piece of food which tastes incredible when your heavily intoxicated

that taquito was crunkalicious

by jose luis fargus gomez February 12, 2006

crunkalicious

Extremely good or cool.

man that bentley is f'n crunkalicious

by hiray December 10, 2003

crunkatized

1. When a person, object, etc., is supernatrual in flavor, style, ambieance.

2. The act of getting EXTRA Crunk at a social event, or area and not give a 'Fu..'.

1. GOTdam fooo, the rims on that Cadi are CRUNKATIZED.

2. Dawg, last night I was at Boo Boo's crib and got CRUNKATIZED.

by James McLendon August 12, 2006