that's the way the cookie crumbles

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

Crumble Cake

1.) A young man who is unsuccessful when he talks to girls.

2.) The act of talking and trying to hook up with a girl but failing miserably.

"Oh man Tony is such a crumble cake, I thought he was going to build a Treehouse last night."

by Fego May 26, 2008

Crumble Down Economics

A tax system that does not induce business reinvestment to expand the labor force creating cash flow and a larger taxable base thereby lessening available public investment dollars in municipal, state or Federal Government infrastructure.

As higher taxable income earners are able to keep more of their money in their banks or offshore and not reinvesting in their own nation which would expand cash flow and the taxable base, less money is available for municipalities, states and the Federal Government to fill potholes, repair schools and hospitals, fund environmental clean-up, hire more teachers and nurses, improve our electric grid and other infrastructure.

Potholes in city streets, rusting bridges, cracked highway pavement, under funded Super Fund sites, massive teacher lay-offs, nursing lay-offs, public park closings, under funded emergency services are all examples of Crumble Down Economics.

by Clem Gamble December 7, 2011

crumble this cookie

A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.

The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.

Girl: "I'm far from a rookie. And you could never ever crumble this cookie"

by channel_panel November 24, 2018

apple crumble cunt

1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.

Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt

by Your pseudonym BDD September 1, 2017

violet crumble

A term referring to girls who are brunettes but act like stereotypical blondes. Derived from the violet crumble chocolate bar- chocolate covered honeycomb.

Rachael is such a violet crumble!

by pheebs October 28, 2003

mr crumble

Mr cumble is soemone who sticks apples in his bum

Mr crumble WHY ARE YOU PITTING APLLES IN YOURE BUM!!!!

by Brhanfh November 6, 2017