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Accidental Crucifixion 

The process of accidentally crucifying someone, whether it be a false accusation or a faulty nail gun; it could be an uncontrollable act such as an addiction or an "accidental" nailing of someone to a cross
Whoops. I committed accidental crucifixion on Kristy by subconsciously nailing her hands to a cross and planting it in the ground.
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testicular crucifixion 

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.
Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.

crucifixation 

Crucifixation is the belief that all Christians are saved and, conversely, that all non-Christians, regardless of faith or moral character, are damned.,
Brain washed fundamentalist hypocrites suffer from crucifixation.

Goat Throat Crucifixion 

When you use an exercise band to hold someone’s head in place while they give you a blowjob
My girlfriend is into goat throat crucifixion.

crucifictor 

A guy who nails your Christian girlfriend when you're away
"Matt is such a crucifictor"
crucifictor by Autmcdream December 22, 2018

sexual crucifixion 

A type of sexual act involving five members (fivesome) in which, classically, a man is pinned down with arms outstretched by four women - one receiving cunnilingus, one receiving vaginal intercourse, and two are fingered by each of the man's hands, thus effectively fastening him to the bed or floor.

Traditionally, this act continues until the man is on the brink of death, at which point he should cry out, "It is finished!", orgasm one final time, and then die.

Though unconventional, it is acceptable for a woman to be subjected to sexual crucifixion, or for men to take the role of pinning the martyr, in which case anal sex, tribadism, fellatio, and handjobs may be substituted for the original acts.
"Did you hear that Paul was sexually crucified last night? I heard he died with a smile on his face."
"No way! I can't believe he found four girls to do it with."
"I know. What a legend. Talk about going out with a bang."
"No kidding. I hope someday I get the chance to get in on a sexual crucifixion."
sexual crucifixion by Misteur E January 13, 2020

Crucifixion Phobia 

The fear of cuts on Palms of hands and the Arches of feet
I have Crucifixion Phobia and this cut on the Palm of my hand is not tolerable
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I have Crucifixion Phobia and this cut on the Arch of my foot is not tolerable