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Caleb Crowder

A professional tennis player located in Indiana. He currently plays for a high-school tennis team but will soon be professional. Caleb Crowder beats Jay Glotzbach any day of the week. Caleb has a very powerful forehand and a quick accurate backhand.
Kid 1: Did you see Caleb Crowder beat Jay Glotzbach last week?
Kid 2: Yes, Caleb Crowder is one of the best tennis players there is…
by JaySlayer December 14, 2022
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Crower

One who sits from a distance, continually commenting on what other people are talking about. Loves to hear the sound of his or her voice above all things, even though the words out of their mouths offer nothing of substance to the conversation. Has the annoying tendency of repeating the same thing over and over and over.
Man, could you believe that mother-fucking crower who just kept saying that dumb shit over and over?

I was about ready to punch that crower in the face until I realized he was my uncle.
by joeboo! October 21, 2012
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David Crowder*Band

1. A christian Rock band
2. performers/creators of O Praise Him, Open Skies, Our Love is Loud, and more
3. The Leader (David Crowder) created the book Praise Habits
4. An awsome band with wonderful music in the lyrics and the tune
5. members: David Crowder, Jason Solley, B-Wack, Mike Hogan, Jack Parker, Mike D.
Did you hear the new David Crowder*Band CD "Sunsets and Sushi"?
by hehe =) March 2, 2005
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Crowler

An enormously large shit. The stench of a well sized "crowler" is capable of killing cancer.
Dude, I had to break that crowler up with a toilet brush, or else it wouldn't have gone down.
by Yellow Hair July 14, 2010
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crowler

A metal can used as a growler for taking beer away from a brewery or pub. The beer is canned on site, and the lid of the growler has a standard pop top.
I bought a crowler of a new IPA at the brew pub down the street.
by timoteostewart June 25, 2017
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Crowther kiss

Sloppy, strongbow smelling/tasting kiss given to any unsuspecting person.
Daniel Crowther delivering a sloppy 'Crowther kiss' after several pints of Strongbow to anyone stood within a 2 meter radius. Rest in peace, legend.
by DanCrowther1 June 9, 2011
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Crowtard

An act of such exceptional stupidity that it will inspire the intelligent people around to lose their cool and retort in kind.

From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.
First Example:
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."

Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.

Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.
by AlphaMaelstrom January 31, 2010
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