crot

a crot is a term for people who are being weird or unusual, resembling to a crack head or pot head

yo you acting like a crot

by thootershooter June 1, 2020

Crot

A gentle loving thrust

Micheal: p-please he gentle, s-senpaii >~<
Orion: Alright Micheal, I'm going to crot you.
Micheal: Hnnghh~ A-ah~ >///< I- I love you, Orion..
Orion: *crots a little faster*
The CROT of the frog.

by Rapey rapeyy~ June 30, 2025

Crot Bbear

a dumb, brown, smelly, ugly, flat bear which is disliked and resented across the world

"Crot Bbear does nothing but follow his owner around every single day."

by ihatecrotclub January 27, 2010

Soft Crot

Loose, runny shits.

Got a bit of the soft crots today.

Someone in the shitter was hemorrhaging some soft crots.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Sriracha Crotch

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.

Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!

by will bitten September 7, 2017

Crotch muppet

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.

Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.

by JollyMagnanimous April 15, 2019

Crotch Coke

Best body powder money can buy. Use on sensative areas, feet, or footwear of your choosing. Fresh silky smooth skin while absorbing moisture and fighting friction.

Hey bro, I see your using that Crotch Coke. Only bad MF's use that shit!

by SFCHOLLYWOOD September 5, 2019