Crot

Please crottttt; I want to hear you crot!

by BadlyDrawnBoy December 2, 2012

A slang used to define an eejit

Has also been used in place of multiple curse words, such as fuck, shit, and cunt.

Person 1: You want to crotting go mate?
Person 2: yeah dude ill crot you up!

"Dude do you really have a crotting boner right now?

by Crotting croter December 18, 2018

When you stick a dildo into your dick hole and makes you have erections. Viagra may be recommended.

When you find out your girl is a man and fucks your dickhole like a crot.

by Thiccthanos69 December 14, 2018

crot

English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.

'Mornin' Bunter, just been to the matron with a touch of the soft crot'

cunt rot: when one is so annoying, up them selves, and a pain in the arse, so much so that when you look at them you think of a rotting cunt.

my manager is a real crot.

by esquirethe one April 24, 2007

Something you do to a small hole, most often someones ass, a clogging action. As in to fill the provided space with a substance.

That gay dude got Peter really drunk and then crotted his bum, the poor kid hasn't been the same since.

by Cameron1 December 7, 2007

Want to buy some crot?

by CedricDaBoss November 5, 2014