Crippler Crossface

In professional wrestling, the wrestler Chris Benoit uses a type of crossface called the Crippler Crossface.

"Chris Benoit has sharp moves, including his snap suplex, his sharpshooter, and most of all, his Crippler Crossface,"

by Sezril February 2, 2004

Crossfit wank

Someone who partakes in the sport of Crossfit and all they do is go on and on about it to everyone else as if nothing else in life matters

Alan “oh I wish I could lift this box up without it hurting my back”
Caroline “well if you did Crossfit you wouldn’t have a sore back”
Alan “omg you are such a Crossfit wank”

by Fflech July 3, 2018

Donkey Crossface

Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.

Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?

Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'

by Trashy Poo! February 15, 2010

Crossfit

the Scientology of fitness. Sometimes known as "Cultfit."

Like most cults:

-Their subjects are put into physically and/or emotionally distressing situations, breaking their will over time.
-Their problems are oversimplified and repeatedly emphasized.
-They are unconditionally "loved," accepted, and receive "guidance" from a charismatic "leader."
-Their identity is now based on the group.
-They are, in a subtle way, encouraged to break off ties from friends and/or family who do not participate in this newfound CULTure.
-Access to external information is severely monitored and/or controlled.

A: "Wasn't Eric supposed to go out with us today?"

B: "No, he mentioned something about Crossfit and a WOD."

A: "What about the concert on Friday?"

B: "Nope. He's watching some sort of Crossfit competition on the East side."

A: "Well, what about your wedding next month? Isn't he a groomsman?"

B: "He had to cancel so he could try out for the Crossfit Games."

A: "Wow, Eric has turned into a cunt."

B: "He says he only does it for the exercise and doesn't really like the people at his gym, but I'm starting to believe he has fallen to dark side. Sometimes I think he cannot be saved from this superficial idiocy."

by seasonsgreetingsbilly March 4, 2013

crossfade

To be drunk as all get out and high at the same time. I essence being fucked beyond all functioning.

George: wow did you see Sally last night?
Debra: mhhmm she couldn't even light a cigarette.
George: yeah, she was crossfaded.

by meeesh January 6, 2008

crosshatch

A form of shading in ink or pencil drawing\sketches, where one creates shadow or the suggestion of colour by drawing lines diagonally in one direction, and then cross-hatching them with similar diagonal lines passing in the other direction.

The more lines you do the darker the shading becomes.

Of course, I just clicked this link off the home page. It could have a whole other slang meaning I don't know.

by Richter October 12, 2003

crossfaded

the act of getting high on marijuana and the holy spirit simultaneously

try this dank right here, its called Proverbs 4:20. you'll get so crossfaded you'll wake up 3 days later in a cave

my preacher is my dealer so you know I'm always crossfaded come sunday morning, praise the lord

by clarencewong March 18, 2015