Coopportunity

An abbreviation for an opportunity to cooperate.

Why don't you two scallywags work together on this coopportunity.

by the wiss January 11, 2011

Clapportunity

The opportunity to destroy someone in all aspects.

This is a Clapportunity of a lifetime.

by Degrees June 10, 2018

MrOpportunity

A fail inbred fag that likes to think that its cool to contradict their selves and get owned by other ppl while kissing numerous varieties of asses

Ever since you got that belly and tongue ring and that job at Club Bunz you're just a regular MrOpportunity

by Fag catcher August 15, 2009

Choppertunity

A situation in which one has the opportunity to chop. (to chop: flirt)

Greg: Damn, look and Jason tryna' chop on Channel!
John: Well, you know Jason, boy jumps at ANY choppertunity!

by ptoodaloo April 21, 2011

Crappertunity

The opportunity to go potty number two (defecate). This is an important thing for the many people who are constipated. These people will often shove the ground hog back in the hole because they can't go potty unless they are in a bathroom where they feel safe and comfortable. Usually such a bathroom exists only at home when others living with this person are at work or otherwise out. As a result, these people end up with very painful constipation.

Wife: "I have very bad gas and my tummy hurts! I haven't gone to the bathroom for five days".

Husband: : "Honey, did you have a crappertunity? You have to stop passing up crappertunities and go when you get a chance. Otherwise, you may explode!"

by rb3 March 19, 2013

Comportunity

The opportunity to have a convo with someone you would never approach.

Sally had a great comportunity with the head of the research department Saturday (I wish I had her style sense).

Jim loves it when he wears his college football team logo tee to the park because it gives him comportunites with the hotties.

by WordPictureArtist March 28, 2019

Dropportunity

When a bassist senses the perfect time to take their lick down an octave.

The symphonic bassist observed a descending scale and immediately took advantage of the dropportunity.

by X2bassplayer September 22, 2023