Crop dusting

v. farting while walking or running
n. crop duster

When crop dusting does NOT work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.

by E.B. December 03, 2004

crop dust

A term used by servers in a restaurant. When you have a table of assholes, you ask a co-worker if they can "crop dust " the table. As they pass by the table, and trail a nasty fart around said table. this keeps you blameless.

Dude, Will someone please crop dust table 15, the've been giving me shit all night.

by jimrim June 05, 2007

crop dusting

the art of flight attendants farting as they go down the isle with the bar cart

"sherry was crop dusting the whole coach cabin"

by joe mcduffie December 12, 2006

Crop-dust

To fart discretely and then walk away from the scene so as not to be detected.

"My stinky was completely undetected, Susan...I crop-dusted my way across the party."

by Michael Cunningham January 28, 2004

crop dust

when someone passes gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened

"Man, how you gonna crop dust me like that?"

by amy ice December 04, 2007

crop dusting

When someone cuts a fart as they walk by others at their work place and then exits the scene leaving the people behind to fight about who did it.

Kevin enters room. (Kevin farts quietly while walking by, leaving immediately) Harold-"I think Kevin just dusted us dude" Jeremy-"Yeah, now he is probably going to Uncle Ted it in the bathroom for a while." Jason-"Why is he always CROP DUSTING anyway?" Brenda-"He eats a lot of cabbage at Addel's hot tub parties the other day he even dropped a tub trout." Kevin-"I think I just made a crop CIRCLE in my pants"

by J to tha ermsie October 14, 2005

crop dusted

The act of passing by someone having just farted.

AWW! That smelly old bastard just crop dusted me!

by cougrpncher January 19, 2011