Knob Conkers

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.

Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"

by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

chinkerspaniolle

A mix between a chinese man and a cockerspaniolle

Look at that chinkerspaniolle run.

by jeffkoppel March 5, 2009

clinkers

Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.

Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Crookers

Crookers... Italian Dj's that play from house music to eletro-hardcore. They even mixed AC/DC's song Thunderstruck.
Crookers was made on 2003 by DJ Phra and Dj Bot.

Person1: Man i found a song named We are Prostitutes and is not about your sisters
Person2: -.-' yeah is that new crookers song right ?

by Zios April 26, 2009

PiddyWickles & Chonkers

What British people call mac & cheese because they can’t help themselves.

I’m surprised British people call mac & cheese just Mac& cheese and not piddywickles & chonkers.

by ne999 February 8, 2020

Clonkers

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.

Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.

by clonkerkid August 29, 2017

conkers

a game played in British schools.
Horse chestnuts hung on a shoe lace, both kids take turns to hit each others conkers until they smash.
Sounds a pile of shit but it was good at the time.

I've got a ten time winning conker

by xxx April 23, 2003