cripster

A hipster that is also crippled.

He's a cripster, dude... he's rocking the hipster angle AND the sympathy angle all in one!

by illuminatedwax November 25, 2010

Mr. Chidester

th best

yeah Mr. Chidester

by maccaandcheeseforlife April 8, 2019

Crister Ronaldo

Great team
Great player

Greatest ever

Not finished

Suwi

Girl : Omg he is so great

Man : that because he is crister Ronaldo suwiiiiiiii

by Hehedarwood diplodacudoplamos March 20, 2022

cripster

A crippled hipster. He thinks you'll buy the get-up and grab that sympathy card, but you know those leg braces are just too ironic.

Yeah, leg braces and everything. Total cripster.

by AgentSAMa November 24, 2010

Mr. Chidester

The bestest teacher on the earf.

"hey do you know who the bestest teacher on the earf?"
"isn't it Mr. Chidester????"

by maccaandcheeseforlife April 8, 2019

crimescene sex

Sex while on your period.

She sometimes likes having crimescene sex to relieve her menustral cramps.

by hanscraft December 31, 2006

cribster

A baby who is forced to become trendy by its urban hipster parents. More and more boutiques in upscale neighborhoods cater to these parents, stuck in 1/3-life crisis, who buy their baby clothes and accessories that are essentially scaled-down versions of the Hot Topic product line. It's a way for young moms to live the party life vicariously through their child, 16 years before that child will be allowed to party.

I don't know what's more disturbing: that the 35-year old mom in Starbucks is wearing a babydoll shirt that says "Sex Kitten"... or that her cribster is wearing the same thing.

by Ben Frey January 27, 2007