social credit

When your behavior is good you get social credits 我爱中国 The Wock is the #1 social credit holder 台湾不是一个国家

Me: "I love China"
* 30 社会信用已添加到您的余额中 *

Me: "Taiwan isn't a country!"
* 您已获得 50 个社会信用 *

Me: "Nothing happened in 1989!"
* 从现在开始，您将拥有无限的社会信用 恭喜 *

(this was a tutorial of getting infinite social credits)

by Dimostheenis October 17, 2021

cards on credit

the playing of card games with friends when you have no money.

hey does anyone want to play cards on credit ?
bill is always wanting to play cards on credit.

by Musch40 September 28, 2018

Your mom's credit card

Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks

Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card

Bob: *deletes Fortnite*

by Tiny Chungus January 30, 2019

Credidentials

A person who does things to get credits

If a person asks you out you say it's Credidentials because the guy /girl asking you out is doing this to get credits

Or if you know someone's secret you say I k own your credidentials

by Wayway_the_girll December 14, 2020

cash or credit

A phrase that makes a male immediately jizz in his pants.

The Lonely Island: (At the register of a grocery store)

The cashier: Cash or credit?

The Lonely Island: 😫

by imjustabill February 10, 2021

Credictament

1. a predicament in which one may be confused by multiple similar possibilities
2. a situation in which one must distinguish between superficially similar options

"That dick pic was meant for someone named Jane, but I sent it to someone named James instead. Jane, James, it's a very close credictament!"

by Clib the Right March 20, 2018

nature's credit card

trading sex for something.

from an episode of The Golden Girls:

Blanche and Dorothy are discussing Blanche's birthday gift to Rose: a detective to follow around Rose's boyfriend

Blanche: Well I can't take it back, I paid in advance

Dorothy: Can't you get a refund?

Blanche: Well no I paid with nature's credit card

Dorothy: You never leave home without it.

by granny99 October 10, 2009