creotard

A sub-human who believes in creation as told in the bible, and refuses to understand or consider any other explanation. All creationists are retards, but not all retards are creationist (i.e. there is some hope for the latter).

IDiots are all creotards.
Discovery Institute is a holding tank for creotards.
If you believe in god you are most likely a creotard.

by shonny August 21, 2008

Cretard

Any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and retardedness while arguing in favour of their religion. In other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.

VenomFangX: Evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. Well I have one thing to say about that: Wanna bananna? Huh? Do ya? Do you want the bananna?

Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.

by AeroCooper December 25, 2007

Creeptard

An adjective used to describe a person who acts like a retard but for the purpose to make others feel creeped out. Usually, the person described will be sick minded.

Person 1: That guy is so scary! He pulled a pedophile face at me!
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's a creeptard.

by ExplodingSheepiesYay June 5, 2015

Creetard

A Native American person who is very stupid.

Wow that group in the welfare line sure are Creetards.

by claytonmagnet1234 October 18, 2011

cretard

The critique of a person/occurrence that shows retarded tendencies or displays ignorance in any way.

It's cretarding time when someone stares blankly at a carton of orange juice just because it said CONCENTRATE.

by crazymanz February 2, 2010

creditcarditis

The "disease" of habitually putting all purchases on a credit card, rather than paying by cash or debit... generally without concern about whether the payments can be made when the invoice arrives.

"It's bad enough that I have a shopping addiction, but I have chronic creditcarditis too!"

by Charles P. Whaley May 18, 2006

Creeptard

One part creep and one part retard. A Creeptard is known to talk very loudly and get suffer emotional distress when made fun of. Creep stalks bartender for months before finally finding her on facebook. Creep writes long stalker message to add him while unknowing becomes a retard because his girlfriend learns of his facebook update. Creeptard is then barred from the bar and loses only girlfriend he's ever had.

Noun: This creeptard keep following me around.

Adjective: Did I hurt your creeptarded feelings? Go cry to yo momma.

Adjective: Your girlfriend found out you're stalking some chick? You're fucking creeptarded

by Jerktard June 2, 2010