Crayoning

Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation

At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.

pooh crap dump shit

by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

craying

To sit alone causing depression to radiate out from your location.

He needs to quit craying around with that Evan Williams, he's emitting enough craydons to give everyone in the house craydiation poisoning.

by BudRay January 20, 2009

Craning Frasier

When Kelsey Grammer masturbates.

I'm sorry Niles I can't help you, too busy Craning Frasier.

by ClockWorkWarren November 12, 2017

cranning

crunk tanning

i love cranning in the summer

by The Chocolate Starfishes May 6, 2009

crayzing

you are craving something so badly that your crazy, and craving, usually refering to the female sexual organ.

Dude last night i was crayzing meat and oreos cuz i havn't gotten laid in a week.

by Desiree McCuistion November 7, 2007

craining out

Making a plan, and bailing out at the last moment.

Your friend organizes a night out inviting 10 people. At the last moment he calls you saying he is not coming anymore. That's the stereotypical 'craining out'

by premature E September 8, 2013

Craning

Verb. To try and pick up a girl for more serious and less shallow purpose (in other words, deeper than spading). To crane a girl is to want her warts and all, for life not just for Christmas

Jon was craning Sam so hard at the Spitmunky gig last night! I think someone's in love

by AlphaCrane July 19, 2009