crasturbate

to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.

last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated

by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005

clashturbate

Becoming extremely sexually aroused from playing Clash of Clans for hours on end.

Yo Mike, you gonna clashturbate with me later?

by Omnificent February 13, 2014

classturbate

To masturbate while in class.

Especially if you are sweating like a whore in church and screwing your face up as if you are constipated.

See also classturbation.

1. Dude, did you see Bryan classturbate after that biology test?

2. Oh Em Gee, are you classturbating?

3. Did you see that facial expression he made while he classturbated?

by Larry Knickerbockers August 17, 2005

chasturbate

to masturbate frequently in order to keep from going insane from abstaining from sex (ironically you will be making some stains)

I wonder when one of the Jonas Brothers will go against their purity rings. I'm pretty sure that they chasturbate though

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

crysturbate

When you're sad and you masturbate

From overheard in New York,

Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!

by Buck June 18, 2006

Crysturbate

To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.

Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.

by Cockdriller August 7, 2010

trashturbate

The act of masturbation to 'dumpster porn'.

I caught my friend trashturbating to the Playboy I threw out yesterday.

I never trashturbate, I use real porn.

by Mr. Sneakers October 7, 2009