Copposter

Any person who drives a white car of the same make and model as the local law enforcement, thereby causing fellow motorist to hit their brakes before they realize its just another civiilan

I was doing 90 down the freeway and had to hit my brakes becasue I ran up on a cop, then I realized it was just a copposter.

by Genghis April 25, 2003

Mr. French's Wild CrapTasterpeice!

One night, your out at the bar feeling pretty good. Then, like a freight train coming down a Rocky Mountain shute, that turd hits you. You make for the bathroom, but then realize that she porcelean goddess doesn't have a house around her. Oh No! So you make your claim and try to make yourself trust in the fact that the mile walk back home really "isn't that long". So you start walking...or waddling in this case to keep your loaf of bread all baker's fresh. Your now in the whole shot, and you can see the mountain top. But then your Christmas Trundleload takes a turn for the worse. So you do what any self respecting heavily intoxicated night traveller would do...You find a nice spot in which to relinquish your package. The placement...where else but the middle of a 300 square foot empty parking lot. Sure there's a tree and a garage within 20 feet, but your a champion for fire and steel. Clean snap! And only one shady business card is needed for a proper clean up. Congratulations! You've just completed Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!

Friend One: "Man I was walking home this morning and almost stepped in this humongous dog turd!"

Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"

by Walker and French January 8, 2008

crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005

crapduster

A word defining a person who consistently spreads bullshit amongst all the people they know. No relation to "crapdusting". Perpetual shit spreaders are described by this word.

Janine said to Jack, "I'm pretty sure your girlfriend is cheating on you."
Later, Jack's friend Tony says to Jack, "Janine's a total crapduster, she's perpetually spreading shit about people."

Janine's been talking shit about me again
She's a crapduster

by unbeatablejatt August 24, 2010

crapmaster

1. anyone who can find the worst part of any experience. even when everything is perfect they can ruin it.

2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.

3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel shitty about yourself.

4. someone you don't like but can't think of one thing that stands out.

fish is such a crapmaster. i feel like shit after a date with him.

by Olivia/livvy November 2, 2006

Crapostroller

To walk with a plastic bag of dog crap while walking your pet.

While walking your pet and after his/hers busy is complete, you choose to stroll down the road spinning the bag of crap as if it's a purse (European handbag/Satchel), and choose not to deposit the bag of crap in the nearest trash receptacle.

I was driving down my road today and almost hit a pole because this damn Crapostroller's bag flew out his hands and hit my windshield.

by ViperCrash July 13, 2010

crewposter

uh

hes the crewposter
what

by amogus so sus April 30, 2021