crankrous whore

Smoking crust whore who will have sex with you even though she has drugs but you probably wouldnt want to get near her crusty vagina.

Your mother is a crankrous whore, i wouldnt want to touch that with a ten foot dick.

by Summer Lyn Ingram May 29, 2009

crackoon

a crackhead who digs through garbage and has dark bags under their eyes. much like a racoon.

damn crackoon got in the trash last night so i chased him off with a golf club.

by mcguff February 15, 2007

crankworthy

Something worthy of "cranking one out" (Masturbating) to.

"Did you check that YouTube link I sent ya?"
"Ahh yeah, lemme tell ya, it was crankworthy."

by Oi Oi January 20, 2007

Crankoocronut

A crankoo and a cronut enjoyed at the same time. Hence, a simultaneous cry, wank, poo, croissant and donut.

I enjoyed the cronut so much that I decided to combine it with a crankoo. In short, I had a crankoocronut.

by Merismus December 23, 2013

Crankonaut

Some who does new or difficult things while under the influence of marijuana. Such as going to school or work. A play on the work astronaut

Alfie is such a crankonaut, he came into school high

by BitCranky December 2, 2022

cranko

A person who is just very cranky and is never in a happy mood

"That person is such a cranko"

by Spidermannn3466 July 6, 2023

Crankworthy

Music that displays the new level of great. Much better than the mainstream garbage that is driving the U.S. and other parts of the world insane. Crankworthy Music is just that; it's music worth turning up loud enough for the world to hear.

Man did you hear the new CD by OutKast? It's like no other! I guess they have a new guy with the group, Arik Duncan..Either way, it's crankworthy!

by Man Wit Cassettes June 7, 2011