crankworthy

Something worthy of "cranking one out" (Masturbating) to.

"Did you check that YouTube link I sent ya?"
"Ahh yeah, lemme tell ya, it was crankworthy."

by Oi Oi January 20, 2007

Crankworthy

Music that displays the new level of great. Much better than the mainstream garbage that is driving the U.S. and other parts of the world insane. Crankworthy Music is just that; it's music worth turning up loud enough for the world to hear.

Man did you hear the new CD by OutKast? It's like no other! I guess they have a new guy with the group, Arik Duncan..Either way, it's crankworthy!

by Man Wit Cassettes June 7, 2011

Cringworthy

Anything that makes you cringe from dank memes to that weird face your friend makes at lunch and especially Musical.ly videos of kids lip singing.

Boy: "Did you see Kevin Hart's new video?"
Girl: "OMG yes that was soo cringworthy"

by Flynmunchies October 23, 2016

Cringworthy

When something is so terrible that even bothering to add the 'e' is saying it nicely.

"Dude, that's major cringworthy."
"Isn't it cringeworthy?"
"You are not worthy of the 'e' in that word."

by Doctor Jacrid February 16, 2018

crackworth

A northwestern metro Atlanta suburb located OTP in North Cobb. Has some decent to high end neighborhoods with your average suburban city feel, but also underdeveloped highway areas and trailer parks that make little "country hoods". Contrary to what some people would say about the area (mainly people who live ITP/downtown) it isn't just a bunch of wannabes there are cartels who sell fentanyl and tranq in areas like Glade Rd and the baker Rd/Cowan Rd intersection.

Crackworth is where you find a crackhead in his pajamas pushing a shopping cart from Publix down baker Rd.

by Acworth Travel Plaza Shell September 25, 2023

crunkworthy

someone or something that is crunk as hell and is worthy of the title.

That new lil jon and da eastside boyz new song is fo sho crunkworthy!

by Mandy November 25, 2003