craptopping

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap

Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.

by deadheadrik December 22, 2009

Nick Crompton

someone who thinks england is his city and is on jakes song, but we all now he’s not from compton now and his collar stays poppin

my brothers a nick crompton, why do you say that, he thinks england is his city😂

by nigger faggot123 July 6, 2017

Nick Crompton

A fucking fat cow who thinks England is a city

Girl: so where are you from
Dude: my city England
Girl; so your a nick crompton

by superepiclampshade August 6, 2017

craptop

An inferior laptop that is in poor physical condition which never seems to die, despite its unattractive appearance. This could also be a laptop that stays under the bathroom sink until you need to pass some time while pooping.

I own this laptop which is a Pentium 4 2.4gHz, but the hard drive is really slow, the video is shared ram, it doesn't have USB 2.0, and no PCMCIA slot, plus the battery is dead, all the paint has worn off where you rest your hands on the keyboard, and the screen was wobbly and sometimes would flicker. Likewise, I had a lightweight Sony craptop that had screen issues, but it was great for bringing to the can!

by dustin fields December 7, 2006

Craptop

A crappy laptop, usually seen on college campuses when some students were obviously given their parents' old laptops while the parents upgraded.

Wow, did you see Bryan's 2002 IBM craptop?

by gdawson October 28, 2008

Craptop

A laptop that is so shit that when it joins your game it gives all the other players unbelievable amounts of lag...

"Oh fuck, Sams craptop is giving me loads of lag, what a wanker!! Kick him."

by mevs gay November 15, 2009

Craptop

A type of computer which is being used while seated on the throne in the thunderbox. See also squat and surf.

MSN posting: "No, I have the webcam switched off; I'm using my craptop..."

by King Drax May 30, 2010