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A type of computer which is being used while seated on the throne in the thunderbox. See also squat and surf.

A deodorant that makes you smell worse than if you hadn't used it

An after-dinner game where diners take it in turns to shout out swear words, in clockwise order around the table. Similar to a 'Mexican Wave' at sports events, but using swear-words instead of standing up.

A person who is such a wuss that he can only act all bolshie and tough by text message, but not by phone and most certainly not face-to-face

Vomiting up something that looks like dog food.

Kind of like being sick normally, but when examined it's full of meaty chunks. And probably marrowbone jelly.

Named after the eponymous dogfood brand.

An unpleasant, sticky brown substance used to glue leaves, grit and grass clippings to the underside of someone's shoe. Like its blue-coloured namesake, it is most easily picked up, (sadly only by conscientious dog owners), by rolling another piece of brown-tack from the same pile over it. Dog dirt.