Craftsman auto-hammer

The hammer of choice for pounding produce up ones ass. preferable carrots.

damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.

by cch pounder January 17, 2010

craftsman truck series

the one sport worse then Nascar, it is the exact same thing as Nascar but slower and some how, more hick. Insted of racing family sedans (ford taurus, chevy monte carlo, pontiac grand prix) around a left handed tracks they race small/ medium sized pickuptrucks (Ford F-150, chevy silverado, toyota tundra, and dodge ram)around a left handed track.

"AHHHH FFFFFUCK I HATE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES"
"dude, dont speak of the craftsman truck series in public"
"craftsman truck series is the hickest thing possable, its so hick my head wants to explode"

by Fillup G. September 21, 2006

Craftsman

A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.

Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman.

Parent: Yeah, I conceived a Tool.

by CoonDawg1 March 15, 2009

Craftsman

A guy that is a total dick. No matter the time or place, he always seems to be the biggest dick in the room. Tool. A craftsman is guaranteed to be a "tool" for life.

Man, did you see Bob during that meeting with the boss. He is such a craftsman.

by fanc13 June 18, 2010

craftsman

a tool with such a magnitude of proportions it can be labeled only with a proper name identification.

The guy over there wearing the train conductors hat is indeed a craftsman.

by Sean Dolan June 12, 2003

The Craftsman

When you open the drawer of someone's toolbox and fart in it. Then closing it for them to find the next time they reach for a tool. As it will permeate the entire toolbox.

When he wasn't looking I left him the Craftsman to enjoy after I walk away.

by Timtoolmantaylor June 21, 2019

Craftsman

Someone who's a tool for life. A play off the lifetime warranty of Craftsman tools.

Bob: I can't believe Mark forgot to pay his rent on time again. That's like the 5th time this year.

Me: Not really a surprise, though.

Bob: Why's that?

Me: The dude's a Craftsman.

Bob: Touche, salesman. Touche.

by TenaciousMV November 30, 2011