Crackcident

The unintentional exposure of one's butt crack while bending over in low-rise jeans.

Becky had a crackcident in class when she bent over to pick up her keys.

by Michaeladt January 10, 2009

crackicidal

suicidal by crack cocaine

A- Hey, did you hear about that crackicidal girl who was found in a cardboard box on the sidewalk of Rose Street?
B- Yeah, that was pretty crazy...

by Allyy :P April 10, 2009

crackmail

crackmail is what it is called when a woman, uses her crack to shut a moaning husband, boyfriend up when he finds out something she didn't want known.

Steve: So, what happened when you confronted your missus about doing that hardcore porno behind your back, when she was supposed to be going to see her ill Mother?
Dave: I got crackmailed by the Bitch.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 22, 2008

CRACKAFIDE

It means the same as "nigger-Riggen"...its when you get a flat tire and fix it with duck-tape...or use zip ties to hold up ur pants. (we use it when you amp up the flame on a ligter)

shit nigga...you crakafide your car...look at dat'. fuckin duck tape for a window...and i see the rims...NOW WHERE THE TIRES.

by Josh April 9, 2004

Cracklord

The Lord Crack. A Crack master, a crack lover, someone who is so high on crack, that they own ass. Also a faggish rabbit who hops around in shrubbery searching for crack rocks which it gets high on. In rare forms, an insult uses between overweight homosexual geese.

Goose 1: I'm so fat, fuck..
Goose 2: Fuck you, Cracklord!
Dude: Shit, I'm so high on crack I could be a goose
Goose 1: Fuck you cracklord!
Goose 2: Yeah, ur shitting us off!
Dude: Shit geese, Im as high as a cracklord!

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007

crackmonkey

a monkey who likes to get high

you fucking crackmonkey!

by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

crackmonkey

Monkey on crack, or someone who acts like one.

"That Raul is so silly, he's such a crackmonkey"

by Your name December 8, 2003