CRACKAFIDE

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It means the same as "nigger-Riggen"...its when you get a flat tire and fix it with duck-tape...or use zip ties to hold up ur pants. (we use it when you amp up the flame on a ligter)

shit nigga...you crakafide your car...look at dat'. fuckin duck tape for a window...and i see the rims...NOW WHERE THE TIRES.

CRACKAFIDE by Josh April 9, 2004

Crackcident

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.

The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!

Crackcident by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

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Crackfiend

Crackfiend. Noun. kuh-rack-feend

A person who attacks people for crack. Can also be used as an insult, like if someone is really hyper or annoying.

"I was attacked by a crackfiend while selling 3 grams of coke."
"My cat is being a crackfiend today."
"You crackfiend."

Anorexic models with shadowy eyes are most likely crackfiends. And Kid Rock.

Crackfiend by Jon the Ninja February 7, 2006

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crackcident

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant

I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"

crackcident by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

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crackslide

a term used for when one puts their hand in another's butt crack and slides in an upward motion, then slaps the butt.

I just couldn't resist to crackslide her because of her huge butt.

crackslide by TheCrackSlidingKidOnTheLoose!! July 11, 2010

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crackfire

A sharp, wet, fast farting sound. Usually made with tightened butt cheeks with the person in motion. Very similar to a car's backfire in that it's a totally unexpected and loud sound that startles.

Damn, dude! That crackfire scared the shit out of me! And it stinks, too! Better check your drawers after that one!

crackfire by Mr. Frank, Jr. April 4, 2008

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crackaine

a mixture of crack and cocaine

i just finished doing crackaine

crackaine by B-Rhea January 4, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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