Count Dickula

1. A phenomenally creative dirty talk phrase for a male lover
2. An unpleasant person

1. "Oh God, Count Dickula, keep it up!" Sally said.

2. James: Haha, put shit in your locker

Dylan: Fuck off, Count Dickula

by LRayboi March 6, 2011

Country Dicking

Floating a shot of whiskey in a cider or beer.

"It's been a rough week. Who's down for a round of country dicking?"

"May I please order a country dicked Bud Light?"

by mtmtnmma February 25, 2025

Cross Country Dicking

When you travel from state to state to meet in the streets and get freaky in the sheets.

DeAndre: "Im gonna go 'Cross Country Dicking'. This girl is so freaky, my guy."
Jamal: "What the fuck is 'Cross Country Dicking'?"
D: "Its where you can drive from St. Louis to Chicago to go lay some pipe on it!"
J: "Damn. Well good luck."

by ThotPatrolThotBustersInc. July 21, 2019