A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.
Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!
by Sick MD April 24, 2009
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by dr.mayhem August 27, 2006
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by nycgirlh June 12, 2007
Get the constitutional mug.While most might think of a early morning walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to define what happens when someone has to take a early morning bowel movement.
by Sam Goodspeed August 30, 2006
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by Truckdriver March 21, 2010
Get the Constitutionalist mug.A Castitute is an IB student pimped by their CAS Manager to do anything which will get them CAS hours.
IB Student 1: "Hey I just signed up for the bake sale for CAS hours. I'll get 3 hours for this"
IB Student 2: "Man, you're such a Castitute"
IB Student 2: "Man, you're such a Castitute"
by dontpetthesheep February 28, 2009
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Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"
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