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Colostitute

A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.
Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!
by Sick MD April 24, 2009
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ostitute

someone with a colostomy (usually while in prison) who sells his colostomy hole for sex.
That guy who got shot in the stomach wound up with a colostomy and will go to jail to become an ostitute.
by dr.mayhem August 27, 2006
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constitutional

Having a bowl of Irish oatmeal helped him with his morning constitutional.
by nycgirlh June 12, 2007
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morning constitutional

While most might think of a early morning walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to define what happens when someone has to take a early morning bowel movement.
Samuel took a newspaper in to read during his morning constitutional.
by Sam Goodspeed August 30, 2006
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Constitutionalist

How Republicans, smart enough to know that the Republican Party platform is an embarassment, refer to themselves.
Mom, why do Constitutionalists always vote exactly the same as Republicans?
by Truckdriver March 21, 2010
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Castitute

A Castitute is an IB student pimped by their CAS Manager to do anything which will get them CAS hours.
IB Student 1: "Hey I just signed up for the bake sale for CAS hours. I'll get 3 hours for this"

IB Student 2: "Man, you're such a Castitute"
by dontpetthesheep February 28, 2009
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Constituted Authority

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.
Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"
by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020
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