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Very small car that is usually driven by people with no self respect around the world.

In England they are Vauxhall Corsas, in Continetal Europe the are Opel Corsas and in the Americas they are Chevrolet Corsas. One thing remains constant, they are crap slow skateboard sized cars.
I rented a Corsa SXi, I tried driving it and I think they forgot to put an engine in it.
corsa by GuyWhoLikesGoodCars May 13, 2004
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A Vauxhall nova with a bigger back. POS. The opel counterpart to the Nova was called Corsa too, so there really is no difference except for the shape and engines starting at 0.1 litre bigger. Terrible car.
I wish to destroy a car, let's go smash a corsa.
Corsa by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
corsacrazy.com is a great corsa website
i like www.corsacrazy.com
corsa by corsacrazy.com January 22, 2004
Often a young male with a tatty ginger Pube Beard who is prone to kidnapping underage girls. Often works at McDonalds and will be until the age of 25. At the age of 25, they tend to go prison for what they insist ‘was an accident’ however that’s very unlikely.
Person 1: Oh Look it’s that ginger guy in his corsa
Person 2: Run!
Corsa by L2Ragtag November 22, 2021

Corsa Driver 

(Corsa driver) hay 14 year old girl you look noice.
(14 year old) wow attention give me more
Corsa Driver by Ya boi lill dick February 5, 2018

corsa driver 

pedophiles (r/nonce) like to drive corsas when picking up say 14 year olds from say ice rinks
“we’ve been making out for 4hrs” says Tommy
“DUDE she’s 14, you’re in college!” replies Harrison, shocked
“DW shes into it man!” and off Tommy leaves with his underage gf

“Mans a corsa driver, i’m disappointed.”
corsa driver by ~42069~ February 24, 2021

Corsa Cunt 

A typical vauxhall driver who becomes enraged with normal drivers, purposely feeling the need to act like a cunt on the road.
Dave:"I've just bought a new vauxhall corsa!"
Phil:"I've always known you're a corsa cunt."
Corsa Cunt by Cum_in_my_tum May 15, 2016