cornback rattler

A corn-riddled turd.

Gross! I went to use the men's room and someone left a cornback rattler in one of the toilets.

by Lugnuts February 12, 2014

contrick

The state of being confused and tricked at the same time.

Drunk/High Dude: I wouldn't not do that.
Sober Dude: So you wouldn't not not do that?
Drunk/High Dude: No! You are trying to contrick me!!

by Sober Dude June 10, 2016

Corrickted

A correction issued by anyone named Rick. Usually even though the original answer was correct when you are corrected by a rick you have been corrickted

Tyrone: 2+2=4

Claudia: yes that is correct Tyrone. Good job!!!
Rick: actually Tyrone .50+.50+6-3=4 !
Claudia: dang Tyrone you just got corrickted
Tyrone: shut the fuck up Claudia you clam nigger

by Claudifornia239 February 1, 2018

Christ on a Cornstick

When something is so ridiculous you use this phrase to exemplify it.

Christ on a Cornstick, I can’t believe he just jumped off a building and into a tiny pool!

by Zachk114 August 11, 2018

conrick

As a teacher, to grade your students better because you are concerned about how your class average will be reflected among your peers.

Most of my students deserve to fail, but I'm going to conrick the grades so my class average is above 70%.

by Supersilly8 June 21, 2006

Cornbacked Rattler

A hot corn filled shat! Leaves your anus burning long after the wipe. Often caused by eating lots of corn with a spicy Cajun or Mexican entree.

Man Ernesto's mom is a great cook but I always end up getting bit by the Cornbacked Rattler!

by swanballs August 30, 2010

Cornickle

When a tooth chips and or fall out but is proceeded to be swallowed by a living animal and a small noise can be heard as it enters your abdominal cavity

The sound was as quiet and as delicate as a cornickle

by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019