cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film

Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Poonstache

Tom sellecks mustache is known as the "Poonstache" and counts as it's own habitat, containing such creatures as the rare, but not uncommon Tony Danza.

I just sharted in his Poonstache.

by Simonius January 8, 2006

Cockstache

James and Taskin, the inventors of the Cockstache, are also proud wearers of one. Defintion not needed.

"Yo I got a big dick"
"Same"
"Cockstache.."
"Same"

by Teekizzy December 28, 2011

Colinstache

1. Someone who thinks their mustache is 70's Big but actually resembles a theater arts school reject.
2. A mustache that belongs at a Civil War Reenactment/Medival Festival.
3. A weak attempt at something masculine that is laughable at best.

The colinstache looked right at home shirtless and gazing off into nothing.

by Sterling75 June 5, 2010

Costache

The hottest guy ever. He will make you very quickly to fall for him. He overloves and overtrusts, but at least he knows how to be a gentleman. Oh and btw... Every costache has beautiful kids(even if they have problems, like having more than 2 eyes)

Omg, look at him. He is so hot. He must be a Costache

by Abracadabra677838 February 19, 2021

cootstache

the mustache that results from post oral activity on the cooter. The more unruly the pubic hair, the more robust the coostache will be. If not removed, the cootstache may further enhance or prolong cooter breath.

I know what you were doing, dude, you have a cootstache!

by allthingscooter June 9, 2011

Poonstache

Aside from what has been said about moustaches and pussy, it is what someone has when they havn't shaven and do not quite have a full moustache yet.

That asian kid from Gran Torino has one dusty ass poonstache.

by 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u July 10, 2009