cowturds

AKA Dallas Cowboys one of the worst fucking teams in NFL history now they may have 5 lombardi trophys but according to me they have only 2 because when crackheads like michael irvin get the trophy for you it just dosent count you may have terrell owens but before preseason ends he will just start bitchin' 'bout how the QB Bledsobadly throws to him and knowing the tuna he will fire his ass
go redskins cowboys suck

turds fan: we swept you so many times

skins fan: yeah well we swept you last season

turds fan: so thats only once

skins fan: you cowturds fans are stuck in the past

turds fan: duh what can we do about it

skins fan: you can get your head out of your ass

turds fan: (removes head from ass)

skins fan: heres to another season where the skins sweep the turds

by shipter August 20, 2006

cornturd

A Cornturd, must contain whole kernels of corn (or easily recognizable partial kernels) mixed in, and throughout a common, human turd. Usually in a heterogenous mixture of corn kernels and feces.
A well defined, firm turd with a respectful circumference, being a variety of colors. May be buoyant, or a sinker. Usually found in a toilet bowel although, occasionally seen on sidewalks and streets. Rarely seen on floors in homes, motels, schools and supermarkets.
Easily identifiable by the obvious presence of corn kernels embedded in, and on the surface of an otherwise ordinary human turd. Usually considered semi rare. Often used in the contexts of jokes or used to describe a lowlife person.

-"Holy shit Jim, did you see the size of that cornturd loafing in the bottom of that toilet bowl, It was so big, it wouldn't flush!"
-"Well honey, judging by the obvious cornturd you left in the shitter, I don't have to ask you what you ate yesterday, ha, ha!"
-Bill mounted his enormous cornturd on a board and hung it on the bathroom wall, as a trophy turd.
-"Jonny is such a cornturd! He's always shitting on everyone!"
-"Every time we start having fun, you have to ruin it by being a fuckin' cornturd!"

-"Gosh Donna, you really must learn to chew your food better, you turds are full of corn!"
-"What, corn in my turds? I guess I made, a bona fide cornturd," Tim thought to himself.

by Pigiron9 April 28, 2022

Contrude

Semi-bitch

Jaxx was being really contrude earlier.

by AmazingYeets4Dayz December 29, 2018

contarded

Confused and Retarded.

omg, she is soo contarded

by CarooxCore April 9, 2007

contarded

-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.

-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).

by vincentttttt April 16, 2008

concurdle

to disagree; a hybrid of the words concur and curdle; the opposite of the word concur

Bree: I think your mom is so fat. Her crevices gross me out.
Rebecca: Not! Your mom is the fat mom.
Bree: Well, she learned it from your mom.
Rebecca: I concurdle!!

by ImBeckala October 13, 2006

contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

by jaki January 18, 2004