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Craigslist Congressman 

Member of Congress who sends a shirtless photo of himself to a woman who has an ad on Craigslist, then the woman sends the pic to the media, forcing the man to resign.
Congressman Chris Lee (R-NY 11th District) became the infamous Craigslist Congressman after a woman turned him into gawker.com for a shirtless photo he sent to her for her Craigslist posting to meet a guy. Looks like that's the end of his stint in Congress!
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Congressman Delay 

A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

Congressman Weiner 

The act of sending a naked picture, and getting it sent around to others; getting caught doing so.
Dude! Allysa pulled a Congressman Weiner!
Congressman Weiner by vanozzy24 November 22, 2011

Flying Congressman 

a Sexual act performed with cocaine in which the male stands 69-ing with his female partner, and then cocaine is farted up the male's nose as he performs oral sex on the female
Johnny did the flying congressman with that chick last night and now he has pink-eye and can't go to sleep.

Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene 

Congress-woman Marjorie Tayor Greene is a radical, right-wing tRumpy MAGAt who believes that Jewish space-aliens using space lasers to start California wildfires, and that the school killings were "false-flag", advocates killing Speaker Nancy Pelosi, brings a gun to Congress, refuses to walk through the metal detectors, and talks to tRumpty to thank him for his support - Lock Her Up and fuck the BITCH!
Is Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene a Fuck-quat or what?

Congressman

The act of forcing someone's face into your crotch in an attempt to initiate oral sex.
He seemed like a great guy until he tried to pull a Congressman on me in the car after dinner.
Congressman by McDimple December 13, 2017

The congressman's delight

When a congressman receives a PRJ from a lobbyist in Knob Creek
The congressman's delight happens statistically more than conversations per minute in D.C.