Conficker

Confi (configuration) ficker (f**ker)

the "fi" can be used as a part of both words.

Conficker is a computer worm that will f**k your s**t up, son.

by Mr. Tpasty April 3, 2009

Conficker 2.0

A Virus that is supposed to be set out on on April Fools day 2009 and steal all your computer information.
supposed to be the malware of all malware
Has been discussed on TV and all over the internet.

Conficker 2.0 Is coming! ahh!

by LUL28 March 31, 2009

Conficker

A worm every Windows user that hasn't updated since OCTOBER of 2008 will be infected with and scammed by Russian hacking geniuses.

Noob: Oh no! My computer has a Conficker virus!! And now all my bank money is GONE! HELP ME!!!

Me: You can start by updating

Russian hacker: 10 million, 11 million, 12 million, 13 million...

by Critical Acclaim April 21, 2009