condomplating

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

by the Sheik of Holland October 17, 2006

condomplating

This is what happens when guys with solid erection waste a few precious seconds contemplating which side the condom unrolls and which side to put it on from.

In an intercourse a guy quickly gets up to put on a condom.

Guy: Silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.
Girl: WILL YOU STOP CONDOMPLATING and do the needful please!!

by Mohit_Sexpert June 22, 2009

Condomplate

When you're trying to decide if you should wear a rubber.

I just met her last night so let me condomplate for a minute.

by kissesfromcali August 10, 2016

condomplating

To think whether or not to wear a condom before sex.

Girl: So we're gonna practice safe sex right?
Guy: I'm condomplating.

by blackcatbone April 10, 2016

Condomplating

The next step after contemplating coitous: raw or nah?

Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”

Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”

Effboy: “You right”

by Gthesavagebear October 13, 2017

condomplating

-thinking about which kind or what type of condom to use before any act of sexual activity.

Before I went into her bedroom, I was condomplating about what would be best suited for her pleasure.

by CBudd$ November 4, 2012

condomplate

to contemplate about buying a condom
contemplating of buying a condom

1. I was condomplating at the grocery earlier.
2. You should condomplate if you're meeting up with your ex tonight.

by [d]ud[z] August 24, 2011