cuomocide

The systematic killing of elderly people by deliberately letting the Covid-19 positive patients into nursing homes.

Michigan Governor Whitmar has also said to be participated in Cuomocide.

by dvkr February 12, 2021

commode story

A made up story that you tell somebody to deceive or fool them.

You must have a commode story if you want them to believe you.

by magicianfromriga3 July 22, 2010

Commode Plume

The aerosol of contaminated bowl contents created and released into the surrounding environment by flushing toilet wastewater.

Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!

by YAWA January 25, 2021

run some diagnostics on the commode

A formal way of saying "take a shit"

Tikh: Hey where ya headed to so fast?
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!

by Lil' Enyaw December 11, 2016

blow your load on the commode

To masturbate to fruition whilst taking a shit.

"The bus will be here in five minutes, looks like you'll have to blow your load on the commode, Billy!" mother shouted up the stairs.

by C. H. Diddlemebum October 16, 2007

commodem

Shit internet access

"Jonny's internet access is soooooo slow"
"What do you expect? He's only on a commodem"

by stdPikachu January 13, 2004

comicide

A comedic homicide; a funny murder; a killing that inspires laughter.

The repeated murder of Kenny on South Park -- "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" "You bastards!" -- is classic comicide.

by miggsathon August 18, 2009