come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012

Comfterble

An idiot's way of saying comfortable

This sofa is so comfterble

by awmm October 1, 2016

Comethazine

Don’t touch him… or you gon die

You hear comethazine shot that dude in the face?

by Grand wizard March 3, 2022

comftorble

How lazy people pronounce comfortable

This chair is comftorble

by awmm October 1, 2016

elmo cometh

One who is very poor in bed and or constantly prematurely ejaculates during sex

Billy Bob is such an elmo cometh when he's drunk.

by Bombsauce June 14, 2008

Comfterble

How stupid people say comfortable

This bed is comfterble

by awmm October 1, 2016

comfty

Comfortable, slouching possition.
Feeling chilled out and happy with you surroundings.

"knees up on a lrg. arm chair drinking hot choc."

by michelle February 1, 2005