Colosterrific

Merger of two words (colon and terrific) used to describe a fart released from one's colon much to the displeasure of other nearby individuals

Wow! I ripped ass and it was closterrific

by Doublefish September 18, 2003

Colesterbate

The act of feverishly hunting for a pillow or piece of furniture to hump/have sex with in order to achieve orgasm

My friend Cole attempted to colesterbate last night but was unsuccessful

by SoggyWaffle804 August 31, 2016

Colbyster

The typical white nerd, flaming everyone in online video games. These types of people can often be found in the alleyways of Oman begging for egirls and good wifi. If you encounter one you can shoo them away by showing them a picture of any social gathering/gym. These types of people are most commonly found playing Draven and having multiple banned accounts.

Wow look at that Colbyster over there, glad im not him roflmao lmao xd.

by A wise brown person January 28, 2018

cobster

the guy at the barbecue who steals all the corn and falls while tryna hop the fence. also an insult to big socks bobby and g cuzzo aj😉😉.

he just takes those bong rips like a cobster!!

by g cuzzo December 22, 2020

Clobster

Slang for a mix between fish (usually flounder) and lobster

"Hey Ariel, if your two buddies got together, they would make a beautiful Clobster"

by snarrfblatt January 4, 2012

colesterol queen

When someone eats so enough colesterol to clog a cows heart and then gives dietary advise.

The professor is a such a colesterol queen he eats enough fat to make an Ethiopian obese, can't understand why his blood pressure is skyrocketed, and tells everyone else how to lose weight.

by Styxlover July 17, 2016

Cobster

Someone who poor work, rigger, butcher, shotty work, inferior workmanship, chisler, Loki.

That guy is a cobster.

by Asswipey November 3, 2021